William's Heart Valve Journal

One year ago today I missed St. Patricks Day,

Just a quick note to say, Captain Bill is doing great in every way

Last year, I was out like a light, so I could play on another Green Beer Day without a fight. Because of Dr. Gillinov', his team, Doc McWilliams and my great wife. I now have a full and healthy life.

Cheers and Happy Boating
Captain Bill

PS to those having you valves replaced or repaired..the weeks fly by and you will rowing your boats in no time.

Well well … lets sea what’s happening in the world of Captain Bill almost six months after he has had his valve job. My first thoughts are that you may be asking; will I ever be normal again? Will I be able to walk to my mail box or to the nurses’ station without a shot of Tequila at the rest area? The good news is YES! The Bad news is it takes work, guts and determination. I finish my Cardiac Rehab this Friday and will move on to elbow bending and pole dancing lessons next week at a real gym. I have been so focused on my recovery that I have not taken the time to check on my fellow heart surgery friends. Duane, Fran and Cheryl you all will always be in my heart (the repaired version, with a 60-70% re fraction rate and a average blood pressure of 112/70) we have a common bond, yet some us are in a tropical paradise while other of us are land locked in a muddy old lake or where it snows in September. The encouragement and information this journal has brought me is priceless, everyone’s journey is different but we all share common water. I’ll drink a toast to everyone from aboard the See Whippet II, with my first mate Lori and deck hands Rhino and James Bond at my side. Just a note, I have new puppy I named Gillinov; he’s a very smart dog.
What have I been doing this summer while in recovery mode? My week days are filled with morning work outs 3 days a week, building my business back from when I was off for a few weeks really months,, and relaxing on our boat. It’s kind of hot in Oklahoma, today 107 with a heat index of 120, and I can tell you it’s not good for anyone, especially if you had your impeller replaced a few months ago. If I shift my eyes real fast sometimes I do get a bit dizzy (not while drinking) I think its “Pump Head” and is getting less and less as time goes on, it does save me on drinking. I get the effects without the calories. So I can say even with the economy in shambles, health care reform and business up and down. I am doing great or even better than great. Just like my shorts say “Life is Good’. God is great (that is not on my shorts).
I’ll check in from time, now I have a dentists appointment to go to……………………………………………………..
Happy boating
Captain Bill

Pump Head. You might want to Google that because, I have it. I’m feeling better, breathing better with exercise and my chore requests around the house are increasing. My wife asks me to take out the trash or pick up some tree limbs from the last tornado that blew through and I just forget she even asked me. I had hundreds of phone numbers memorized, that I now have to look up. I had thousands of specifications memorized, now can only recall about half of them. My anniversary is in 10 days and I am already forgetting to buy her that diamond necklace she wants. I have pump head. Pump Head is something the doctors talk about around the water cooler, but won’t confirm is real.
Cognitive impairment or Pump Head is what happens while they hook you up to the heart lung machine, I have lost 20 percent of my brain capacity and it is all centered on yard work, house work and office work. I do still remember all the baseball players’ names, golfer’s names, statics, time the next game starts, scores for the past decade and my favorite drink recipes. Its just the stuff that requires work or being attentive that I seem to forget about. Maybe it’s not pump head, but selective hearing. Either way, if it was in the fine print about recovery I missed it along with “recovery may take longer than expected” “weight gain can occur due to lack of exercise and excess fluids” I did read the part about heart valve surgery may “increase your life”, “your happiness” and “you might have to re-think your retirement funds due to a longer healthy life”

I m not 100 per cent yet but I am about 89 percent and going up each day.

7 weeks, there is light at the end of the tunnel and I am hoping it is not a train. Blood work came back with improvements; my tequila level was low so I do need to work on that this weekend. I started Rehab this week. I thought I was doing well until the 90 year old lady next to me turned her treadmill up to 6 and took off running. I really though 2.5 was pretty fast…How I am sleeping you might ask. Better, but not normal, I get in a good 4 or 5 hours and it is starting to feel normal, so I am taking advantage of it and mowing my lawn at 4:00 am… I do have a few relaxation tips and a prescription my doc has given me, my neighbors want me to follow her instructions. Not much pain until I sneeze or cough and I still am not 100 percent back, but I can say I am maybe 80 percent me and going up a percent every few days.. I can only play the “I’m too weak to wash my own boat” card one more weekend before they figure out I now have the energy to wash my own boat (unless my lake friends read this). I feeling better each day.

Happy boating
Captain Bill

As Willie Nelson sings “On the road again” I have graduated from the back seat to the pilot seat and I am happy to report; “I can drive”. I was excited until last night, I realized that driving actually uses some arm and chest muscles that seem to be connected to the sternum. In the back seat, I was car sick, kind of like riding the Tilt-A-Whirl and the front seat is a pain in my chest (so to speak). Since I am off the big boy pain meds, the Tylenol will have to do for now. I can’t wait to see what happens this weekend when I drive the SEA WHIPPET II out of her berth and into the calm waters of Grand Lake. Over all I’m doing not bad, but I don’t feel like I’m doing great either, so that would be kind of middle of the road. I still have some sleepless nights and uncomfortable days, a headache at the base of my head that comes and goes when he wants. I take the treadmill for a walk, about 40 minutes a day and spend the same amount of time recovering from the walk. I see progress from week to week, but not really from day to day. Some days I feel like I even slide back a bit. But life is good; I’m alive and ready for my Scotch!
happy boating
captain Bill

One month into recovery and I’m wondering if I will ever be me again? I am doing fair to partly cloudy. It is just like my cardiologists told me. “One day I will feel like I am 16 and then a few hours later I will feel like I am 90”. Right now I’m leaning towards 16, so I think I will sneak out of the house and grab a beer!
I discontinued Lasix, yes the same stuff we give to our race horses, but my feet turned into watermelons and my chest turned into a water fountain. I started Lasix again and all is well, keeping my feet up and trying to relax. The dose is smaller than we give the horses; I wonder if I take the same dose I will be able to run like a race horse? I am told that it could be several months until I get a normal night’s sleep. The Ambient works for about 4 hours and has some amusing side effects. Last night, Lori say’s I was sitting on the side of the bed and she asked me if she could get me something. I told her yes and get a pen and paper to make list (I don’t remember this). She got the paper and I told her I wanted a Nintendo game and several other toys; I don’t remember this at all, or know where it came from, since I already have a Wii. Pretty weird, and Lori was amused. I’m wondering what else I have done she is not telling me.
In addition to the fluid decreasing my allergies are increasing, I think God has a sense of humor.
Not much pain, I do know when the pain comes back because my breathing gets “labored”, Tylenol usually does the trick. My blow hole (where the drain tube was) hurts when I eat too much.
I have “Cardiac Rehab” scheduled starting May 5th. Hopefully by then I will be in good enough shape I won’t need it. I guess there is a backlog of heart valve patients waiting to get into rehab.
I am still waiting to get aboard the SEA WHIPPET II, this time of year I am pretty lost on dry land spending my time getting well, when I could be cleaning my bilge.
One last thought. I am thankful for this journal, the wonderful acquaintances I have made here and have shared our journey together. I am ready to be me

Happy boating
Captain Bill

Somewhere in all the paper work I did not read the fine print about recovery; that it may or may not be so easy. I was kind of thinking when I got back from Cleveland my life would resume as it was. Wrong!!! Let’s see where do I begin? This would be best in a list in order of importance to me.

1. I had very detailed blood work up done last week, to “fine tune” my recovery and to just plain feel better. I need more Iron; I am excited about this because I love fried chicken livers. The Brothers Hooligan’s has the best! More, lots more vitamin D and more exercise. Or I could opt of that new synthetic blood they are using in robots. My testosterone is low but should come back as soon as my wife takes me to “Night Trips” gentleman’s club.

2.They were serious about the “NO Driving” for 6 weeks. I have my ride pick me for work, yes I work from my office half days, and from my home office the other half the day. I am happy its Spring break time and in Industrial Sales, a lot of purchasing people have been off, so it’s been a bit slow sort of a blessing, but I can’t make any money. Not driving sucks. Riding in the backseat makes me car sick, when the driver weaves in and out of traffic while speeding.

3.Spring equals allergy season and sneezing is not an option. Today I had to upgrade to the big boy pain meds just because of a sneeze that I did not order.

4.I’m still retaining water and I feel like grandma. Also I know everyone who is on the journal will agree sleeping is no cake walk. I take Ambien and it works for about 4 hours, or the same time that my pain meds wear off. There are no comfortable positions except for sitting straight up.

5.Walking around the grade school playground during the day is not a good idea, I had to explain to the police officer I really was just walking and show them my heart valve card. Lesson learned. My wife is amazing as a drill sergeant getting me to walk and pick up the pace.

6.Starting to get my breathing back to almost normal, but it is directly related to the tightness in my chest from the healing.

7.Overall I think I am doing good, it’s just way harder than I signed up for.

I got to set foot on The SEA WHIPPET, this week end. My boat neighbor Big Jim washed her down, what a great neighbor. That’s a major thing, the SEA WHIPPET a pretty big boat and that take several hours. Thanks Jim. I de-winterized the AC/heat, checked the CO2 and fire detectors and cleaned the bilge. All was in working order and she is ready for her captain. Free rides for any heart patients all summer long!
I’m ready for my Scotch.

Happy Boating
Captain Bill

Ok ‘I’m back… I have been working an hour, walking 20 minutes, resting twenty minutes. Then, repeating until nap time.

It pretty hard to believe that 15 days ago, I was having a Carpentier-Edwards 27 MM aortic valve installed with all the bells and whistles, and lysis of adhesion’s preformed by the best in the world. Recovery is harder than expected, but also easier than expected. Every day I can say I feel about double better than the day before. The main key in recovery is exercise, even when you don’t want to. Here is some information that I found helpful:

1.Shower chair is a must

2.Baby oil will get rid of adhesive “crop circles”

3.Use the tread mill for something other than a cloths hanger

4.Don’t be a big brave guy and not take the pain medication

5.I was hoping this would put me on an instant weight loss program, but I gained weight and hope to lose it slowly.

6.My eye sight got screwed up and hopefully once I get off all the medications it will come back.

7.Sleeping is not easy, but improves with pain meds.

8.I feel like I am 16 and I feel like I am 80.

9.Cracked open chest equals hard to breath at times. oh pain meds

10.I’m in the wrong business, I need to open a hospital

11.Life goes on, and I am not alone in my journey, and there is hope for mankind.

12.I’m ready to captain my boat!

Happy Boating
Captain Bill

I plan on posting just as soon as I can get the pain meds out of my system. They do the job, but I could not tell if I was sleeping or awakening or in la land. I had a crazy dream while tripping on Vicodan.

My crazy dream while in Hospital and 1st night at hotel: My surgeon is on a scooter with a cow in tow, they are looking for me because the cow wants to kick my behind. My surgeon is blue, has a red scooter with dollar sign bling on the wheels, and the cow is classic black and white. They catch me the cow gets ready to kick me in the chest and I am woken up by the nurse ready to take vital signs, really weird. More to follow as soon as the batteries are re- charged. I feel good, Meeting Fran was awesome and Cleveland Clinic has got to be the back drop for the next Star Wars Movie. I swear I saw people moving on floating transporters. Wow..
Happy boating
Captain Boating – 11 days post op

Bill was discharged today and is resting more comfortably at the hotel. Thanks to everyone for your kind words, support and prayers.
Lori

While I was in and out of la la land, Cleveland was the party central. I cant say I remember much about the party. I do know that when they say you will fell like you have been hit by a buss... its true.. Well Im recoverying nicley, I have greeted FRAN and her Famaily and now Im going to take a nappppppppp,
happy boating
Captain Bill

Hello Friends,
I have seen Bill a couple of times this morning. He is doing great and enjoying his Seagram’s brand of ginger-ale. He looks great, is very alert. They are in the process of moving him out of ICU and into step down. On a side note: The party here is still not over, there are still a few people dressed head to toe walking the streets.
Lori

Hi all, it been an exhausting day. Bill made it through surgery just fine. We are going to grab a bite to eat and then back to the hospital to see him. I need to take pictures of the St Patrick Day crowd, it’s pretty amazing. BIG Holiday in Cleveland.

Just a quickie. Lori and I talked with Dr. Marc Gillinov today and I am totally convinced I am at the right place. Next few posts will be from my lovely first mate Lori on my progress and adventures in OR. Its is St Paddy's day tommrrow and I do have some fun plannned

A special note to my new fellow aortic valve replacement friend, Greg. I hope we will be room mates in ICU. Lets give um hell!!!

Happy Boating

Captain Bill

I just posted a picture of a worn out, stuck, kicked, punched and confirmed heart valve replacement of Me.. Captain Bill, Cleveland Clinic is a well oiled machined, run better than a marine boot camp. I did see my fellow heart valve partner Fran, but of course it was on to the next test before i could yell AHOY. I was the crazy man in the yellow slicker.
Tommrow some extra tests for good luck, meet with Dr. Gillinov, then I get to take a nice hot shower with that designer soap they gave me in my goody bag. I'm tried and need a drink. I have been given a written note that it is OK from my doctor to give to the bar tender. I deserve it today. Thank you for your support and remember what RED GREEN says...........because I forgot.

Happy boating
captain bill

Thank you Gary and Linda for getting up before the cows were milked to send us on our way. Thank you Duane for your thoughtfull words of encorgement and prayers. Thank you Cleveland for the nice limo ride and I noticed you have a really BIG lake. We are kind of worn out after watching the Celtics loose to Cleveland and all that great food. Big day instore tomrrow, they suck out all my blood and make sure I have not had any Scotch in the last 38 million hours (so it seems). oh I forgot.. several Grand Lakers on our flight to Texas was a nice send off. See you soon at Arrowheard Joe!

happy boating
Captain Bill

My humor will be bottoming out real soon. My wife has order me not to have my computer or cell phone while I'm in the ICU recovery room. She has also told me that I wont get any green beer. We're on the way,meeting up some wild and crazy knife throwing people in white coats in cold, wet and windy Cleveland. This has been an awsome journey, I have learned and grown alot through reading and sharing this about my rocket ride...
My next post will be drug induced from lala land, but my first mate and wife will keep keep you all well informed of my fun in OR.Five..Four...Three.. Two ... ONE!!!

Happy Boating

Captain Bill

Last night my dear wife took me to see "Tuna Does Vegas". I sure am happy my life is not has screwed as that couple from Tuna Texas. All I need is a heart valve and those guys need new brains. It was pretty funny. Lori wanted to make sure I had a good dose of humor. Rumor has it that I might be grumpy when I wake up from my surgery, so were putting some laughter in the bank. She also treated me to a Colby beef burger and I got to say I want a Colby cow’s heart valve. It’s the best.

My last day at the office was awesome; all those really hot women from the business next door with the 900 number on the door came over and gave me lots of hugs. I got free donuts and sausage rolls from my employees. An awesome lunch that one of my customers arranged. I topped it off with a pedicure, massage and hot stone therapy. I am happy I don’t have to do this very often; the farewells and good wishes would wear me out. I wonder why those ladies from next door ask if I had a lot of one dollar bills? Lori said she would explain that to me later.
I’m doing great, in lue of Scotch and a good Kuba Kuba cigar; I’m keeping my attitude going with humor. I heard somewhere laughter is the best medicine.

happy boating
Captain Bill

The Big inflatable rubber heart was a big inflatable rubber disappointment. I have posted a picture and you all will have to agree. It’s not all that big, it looks fake, had no working parts and when I stabbed; it deflated to half its size. As security was escorting me out of the building they assured me that my heart would not deflate like the one they say I “vandalized” (I was performing critical heart tests). I did luck out; one of the nurses recognized me from the lake and offered to repair the heart for free. That saved me a zillion dollars; you know how expensive heart repair can be. Well is 4:00 am , I have a trip coming up at the beginning of next week to get the real heart fixed, I wonder if someone will recognize me from the lake and offer to fix my heart for free! A special note to Fran. I will have on a “CaptainBill”Tee shirt, and if I don’t behave myself, my guess is; the one in the hand cuffs!

Happy Boating
Captain Bill T minus 8 days

One of our local heart Hospitals is having an open house this weekend. They claim they will have the largest inflatable walk through heart on display in the country. Don’t you know this gives Captain Bill some great ideas? I am going to tour this thing and give it the official heart surgery test, and see what happens when they do the same thing to me. First thing; check out the giant aortic valve and see if it comes out easy. Then I plan on cutting into the big heart with a sharp object and see what happens. My hope is nothing, but if it deflates, I’m going to have to re think my trip to Cleveland. I’m thinking about a quick drive to the lake after that, I might be in trouble for doing my own surgery on the BIG inflatable heart and will need a quick getaway Unless I get arrested for doing surgery on the BIG rubber heart it should be a great weekend.

Happy boating
Captain Bill-T minus 12 days and counting

Looks like it’s my turn to post my pre-op packing list and get all sentimental prior to my vacation in Cleveland. It’s the T minus 2 weeks and counting. Here is my top 10 list on what I am taking
1. My wife; this will come in handy when needing ice, a refreshing beverage, or a hug.
2. Throw away camera for action photos in the OR
3. I-pod - 6000 songs, 5 audio books 1,000 pictures and 10,000 jokes
4. One of those eye covers (kinky) and Vodka flavored lip balm
5. Quick look up bible; to find emergency passages of forgiveness.
6. Custom made Tee shirts for my surgery team and tip money.
7. Lap top, with video conference cam, I-phone, and portable office to work between drugs.
8. Fuzzy OU slippers, silk smoking robe and my teddy bear
9. Candy for the nurses, they will deserve it, with me as a patient
10. My plaid, slip on dancing shoes, so I can remove them for security at the airport without bending over.


I would like to thank my very kind and talented dentist, for not banning me from his office for biting his dental hygienist (it was on her neck). My Cardiologists; “the general” and his staff for sending me 1400 miles away for my repair job (I get it guys). I want to thank all my friends and family for the support and large donations they are about to make to Gift of Life ,a charitable organization that addresses the medical needs of children who suffer from congenital heart defects and other similar conditions; found on this web site (under sponsors). I want to thank my Marina Ugly Johns; for washing my boat before I get back (for free) so I can spend my recovery time on my boat without doing any work. Most of all I want to thank my beautiful and loving wife for everything else and her awesome noodle stroganoff.

happy boating
Captain Bill

If you received an invitation to this site, it is me; Captain BILL. Witty and informative information about my upcoming valve replacement. This will be our official site to update everyone, including the odds makers in Vegas on my status, while in sunny Cleveland Ohio
This week I finished up all the dental work, arranged for my courtesy Limo ride from the Cleveland Airport to my final resting place, and picked up a few extra thongs. What has worn me out most this week is reading about everyone’s progress here in journalville. We are built Ford Tough! We are awesome. I am equally impressed with the skilled doctors, nurses and support technicians that are turning our journey into a smooth ride in rough seas, and an easy raft up. The professionalism and skill of these people has inspired me to step it up a notch in my own profession. As of today, no one on my boat will be left un-attended without a drink in hand, a beautiful woman or man next to them, a smooth ride and of course; palm trees, clear warm water and for fun I’ll ship in dolphins to swim off the bow of my boat. Duck Creek will never be the same. Oh yes I forgot the fireworks and tuna tartar will be included.
For all B Dockers, I checked on everyone’s boat this morning and noted that everyone had (had being the key word) at least 3 bottles of Tequila on board. All your boats are tied up and covered up except of the one or two I accidentally untied. Whoops….. Check back closer to St. Patrick’s Day. I am working on having my blood dyed green for the big day.

I can be technical. Since I have no clue how to update my title where it says what is broken. Here are the results. I'm ejecting fractions at 40 per cent, about the grade I received in high school algebra. My aortic roots are dilated, just like my eyes, and I got a 4+ in aortic insufficiency. My left ventricle is mildly dysfunctional, like me at times. To top it off, I received an insufficiency in my Aortic and my grade is severe. I will sit in time out for that one. Even though I am dysfunctional my coronary family is normal, they are happy about that and will celebrate tonight with fried everything. I felt great until we got technical. So, since I’m now getting dizzy; and not from my favorite scotch, I’m thinking about cancelling my trip to FIJI islands, meeting up with the mechanic and getting the bilge pump fixed. I’m all about keeping all my oars in the water. Happy Mardi Gras. I already have tons of beads and it is not even noon yet!
happy boating

captain Bill

I cant tell my wife and friends how much this Valentine’s Day means to me, well not just to me, but to all of us in the mended hearts club. We all have a support network of some sort either from this journal, our friends, our church and our families, all with one common bond, we all have a broken heart. Today let’s all reach out to our support group and really play this thing up. It’s our day. We all need breakfast in bed, maybe a back massage and even control of the TV remote for the whole day. If you can’t get out, demand or maybe better said request that desert from your favorite restaurant and tell them captain bill said to do it, it’s our day. We rock! If this doesn’t work, remind them that in a few short months our hearts will be un-broken. We will be mowing the lawn and swabbing the decks, so we deserve it. I’ll have the chocolate lava cake please

happy boating
captain

PS ok I am still removing electrodes off my body form the Cath. Who was the Tech that made a happy face on back in electrodes? Thanks was kind of funny until I pealed them off, ouch!

That was fast and painless. They did locate my heart, its a big one. Working double time to keep up with me. They say a its time. Only 4 more dental appointments and I'll be in Cleveland. Back to work

happy boating
ccaptain bill

On my way for my cath... no coffee...no food means grumpy old man wants zanix now!
I got my tunes programed and I am in airplane mode!

A big farewell to Captain Phil Harris, the salty, tattooed captain who starred in the Discovery Channel’s…Deadliest Catch, is now walking hand in hand with our lord where the Seas are always calm and the sky is Blue happy boating Captain you will be miss by all.

captain Bill

OK. I've been kind of busy getting ready for my vacation in Cleveland, so not much time to post. A trip to Hot Springs, work and the Super bowl. Tomorrow is national get heart cath day and I am the first in line. Nothing to eat or drink after midnight. So I’m starting now, with Beer and Brats it should be though my system in time. No bumps in the road expected from my Cardiologists and his nurse says I should be able to go dancing Thursday night, if she can go with us. I have a coupon for buy one heart cath and get a colonoscopy free. I am all about saving money.

The lord has been watching over my dad. He is in the same hospital I will be in tomorrow. At 88 he has his up and downs and they were able to help him have many more of those up days! And yes it was a heart thing. I hoping they don’t mix up our records we look just alike. I get my humorous side from him and he got the good looks side from me.

Thank you all (That’s OKIE for Thank you) for all the great, encouraging, well wishing and prayers that my family and new friends from all over the world have posted in my guestbook. You can bet I’ll be reading those a few hours before the BIG event. Yes I can be like a rock for 4 hours!!! Maybe even 6 with a new valve. Oh... that’s still as a rock for 4 hours. Never mind. Yes that picture is me and the wife when we lived in Bedrock and had a Dinosaur as a pet. Twice that’s no fun, how much would you work for?? Those are replys from my questions in my guestbook. Keep those questions comming!

Happy boating
Captain Bill

I just wanted to throw out a quick thank you to Adam Pick for rallying up that awesome live chat with Dr. Gillinov from The Cleveland Clinic. I was amazed at the quality of questions from the participants. Some of us heart valve patients need to think about a second career in the heart valve business. I directed my questions to him, in a way to try to see how I could “get out” from having my surgery. Dr. Gillinov figured me out real fast and is sending an escort to make sure I don’t head to the Islands. We all truly appreciated the time Dr. Gillinov took to answer our questions in a clear and concise manner. Thank you Dr. Gillinov see you March (unless I win a trip to Fiji Islands)

happy boating
captain bill

This week is very busy, this month is busy. Who am I kidding its Navy Seal hell week for the next 3 months. This coming week I have a dental appointment on Monday at Lunch, and a boat show party at 6:00PM. Tuesday at 7:00AM another root canal. For the weekend, if I am still standing, my wife has planned a little get away with friends to Hot Springs.
I really love watching the ponies run, my business associate CJ, one of the finest men I know, has several race horses and it is always fun to watch um run and even go to the winners circle. Go big or go home.

The follow week, between working and trying to hit my sales goal of 100K, I have another dental (maybe two) and my heart catheterization on the 11th. Don’t forget Valentines Day.

The rest of the month will be filled with bill paying, tax filing, 5 more dental appointments (no kidding, my teeth are not that bad just have to be perfect for the hot nurses). Did I mention I have to get business rocking and automated for my absence?

anyone want a job as a personal assistant?

happy boating
captain bill

Here comes February and for me time is flying by way too fast. I only hope all of our recovery’s go this fast. 45 days before my surgery and I have 120 days worth of work to do before I can go. I seriorisly thought about pushing it out another 5 years or so. I’m afraid my creditor’s won’t like it if I’m unable to pay my credit card’s due to lack of heart function. I might negotiate a discount with them for not having to “write off” those credit cards and going through with this as scheduled.

My goal is to contact Robin Williams and try to sell him some of my “material” so I can pay for this heart thing. I have a new movie coming out.
“The brotherhood of the tick tock heart valve club”. Look out Scrubs and Trapper John MD.

As of today I am no longer lighting up my favorite cigar until a few days after my surgery, which will be a great breathing exercise. My fresh box of Kuba Kuba’s will just have to wait. But I will not give up Scotch until they prey my cold hands off my friend Gary’s stash of Scotch... Starting today, I have sworn off fried Twinkies and I am eating an apple a day to keep the doctor away, far away.

happy boating
captain bill

I’m reading fellow heart valve patients journals that are just now, or in the past day or two undergoing their valve jobs and it is really great to know the play by play of what I have to look forward to. Thank you everybody. We should be proud that we have the finest surgeons in the world and hope they all don’t become government employees (my postman is sleep is his truck has I post this). I just changed my flight plans from Cleveland Ohio to somewhere in the FIJI islands. The only breathing tube I want is one called a snorkel. The only shot for pain I will accept is Petron on ice. What’s up with that shaving thing? Head to toe. Not for this Joe, unless I can bring my own hair stylists, the one I meant at Night Trips will be just fine; she is going to nursing school next year maybe. Of couse with my wife's approval.

The best picture I have seen on this site is of my new pal Duane from Florida, running from the hospital. Hey Duane, “they caught you”, so now I am doing 100 yard sprints to practice for my escape. Big congratulations to Duane on loosing the catheter. Hang in there friend (so to speak) I do think it might come in handy when watching the super bowl, drinking beer and not missing any of those cool commercials. When it’s my turn I’ll post the pictures from the FIJI islands.

Well time to go, it’s the last billing day of the month all my customers are home due to a snow storm, no one is returning my calls and I need to sell another 100K to help pay for the fun I get to have. I am going out into the field and do some “creative” selling.

happy boating

captain bill

We all know I have been getting the full treatment for my teeth prior to my surgery, but I have now run into a problem and must change dentists. Here were the ten major signs that prompted me to change.

1)Use of coffee cans and old baby jars to store tools

2)When ask if I needed another shot for pain, he handed me a shot glass full of Jack Daniels

3)He was using the same air compressor I have at home.

4)Using a garden hose to clean out my mouth and a garden bucket to spit in.

5)Used a Dremmel Tool to drill on my teeth.

6)Used silly putty to make a mold for my crown

7)Ran out of regular tooth filling and had some old lead that “works real good”

8)Used a cloths pin to keep my tongue out of the way.

9)The bib he used said Bubbas Ribs “all you can eat”

10)I came to this guy because he was “discount” and used the “barter system” for payment. To make a long story short he really did like my shirt and it is cold outside.

So now I will start all over again…I’m looking into a self dental course.

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captain bill

Today we ran down to the Dollar Store and I got me some new PJ's and a clean Tee Shirt for my stay in Cleveland. When my wife was in the girl stuff isle, I found a man thong to wear under my hospital gown, so when I take a walk my full exposue will get soome crAzY looks. hahaha
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captain bill

Since we are traveling out of town, my family and friends have asked that we call them after my valve job for the results. But to my surprise, I won’t be feeling up to it for a day or so; no drunk dialing for this B Docker. My wife will be by my side, providing me with foot massages, mimosas and reminding me why I did this, she may have other things on her mind then calling. So this blog will be an excellent way to communicate my progress in real time. This is why you have received an invitation to my blog. This will be a great way for Lori to let you all know if she is getting insurance money, or if it’s back to playing the lottery every week. We are praying for playing lottery. This way, if she forgot to call you because of all the stress of the day, she will be able to post an update or cut and paste her communications with the surgeon into the blog. I’m checking into having a DVD made, or if there can be a live web cast of my valve job for your entertainment and education. If we can pull off a web cast, I want Robin Williams to be the host. I also will have some spots for commercials if anyone wants to buy a 30 second spot please let me know, it will help with airline tickets (I’m flying first class).
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captain bill

Three days in a row at my dentist and now I cannot open my mouth, my jaw is tired. I get what I deserve and I am not complaining. I always made sure everyone else was taken care of; when it was my turn I would look at the finances and say... “Aw I’ll wait until next month”. Next month would turn into next year, then it was time for a bottom job or new impellers (that’s boat talk) and so on goes the story. I’m looking forward to next week; I only have 2 scheduled visits then 2 more the next week, then a Heart Cath and 2 more times to the dentist. Then it will be time for the See Whippet II De-Winterization and me to have my heart de-winterized for service on St. Patrick’s Day. I’m thinking about taking the boat to Cleveland, I have looked at the charts and yes it can be done from Oklahoma, but I need to leave now. I hope I can convince my dentist to come along as my first dental officer and deck hand.
My wife thinks taking the boat is not such a good idea, so she booked a flight and made reservations for a hotel for herself, while I am in dry dock being repaired. She found a place that has a spa………I found some places I want to visit in Cleveland also. The Golden Horse sounds fun and of course the Rock N Roll hall of fame. What food is Cleveland famous for? I’ll try to fit in open heart surgery in between my places to see list. My next entry in this journal will be my bucket list of things to do before surgery and after surgery.
I hope my journal has inspired some of you fellow heart valve replacement candidates to move forward, and look at this as an opportunity to feel 21 again, this is a new “leaflet” on life.
Happy Boating
Captain Bill-Tulsa and Grand Lake

Yesterday a root canal, today a crown and tomorrow 2 fillings. This is training for heart surgery, it toughens you up. If you can make it through 10 visits to the dentist in 2 months, then heart valve surgery is a walk in the park....Plus now my dentist can buy that new boat he has dreamed about. Thanks to my big heart. Maybe he will want to buy my boat, I am not sure if I will be able to pay for it after all this.

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captain bill

I am trying to do everything possible in the next 60 days to facilitate a minimum chance for infections and maximize myself for a speedy recovery. What am I doing you may ask. Well first, my dental expense will far exceed the amount of out of pocket for my AVR. I have been laser treated, anti-biotic gum treatment, root canalled, crowed, screwed glued and tattooed. I have a call into my primary care guy to see what he might have in his bag of tricks to help as well. The best treatment I have found is McCallen’s 12 year old Scotch. I’m donating blood to myself also, but making sure I exceed the legal limit, I won’t be driving, so no worries. As far as recovery, I’m walking around the roulette table twice before I place my bet for some extra exercise, and wearing protection from germs and virus’s. I’ll take a shot of H1N1, Tequila and H2O and some extra sun in Mexico before the big day. How fitting is it that my surgery is going to be on St. Patrick’s Day, March 17, 2010. Green Beer in my IV and cornered beef for breakfast.

Happy Boating
Captain Bill

My wife wanted the caulk around her tub replaced; I need a new set of tires for the truck. Don’t these daily life requirements know that I need to have a heart valve replaced? As my wife pointed out, if I don’t get tires, it could be dangerous and I could get in a wreck (my ticket out of the surgery line). Also when I do get back from Cleveland, broke, poor and money less I will be very happy because I have brand new tires to go with my brand new heart valve. Yea! Also, it will be easier to do the caulk now then when I am in after surgery pain. I thought that what pain killers were for…I need time to stop for a few weeks so I can get caught up. Oh yea… I’m getting a second opinion on both my heart valve and my tires. In both cases the second opinion was not what I wanted to hear.

If you are following my blog, please understand that my way of dealing with my upcoming life changing valve job and main pump re build event is with humor, brutal honesty and positive attitude even for the negative. In no way do I want to down play the fact that this is serious surgery and each and every person experiencing heart surgery has a unique set of serious trials and tribulations when dealing with this. When you are feeling down and out and need a lift, read my blog or pick up this great book I just read by Lewis Gizzard “They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat”

Happy Boating
Captain Bill

Not only do I need to have fresh breath and good gums, I need to be certified. I think it’s because of all the hot nurses will want to kiss me. My wife is not the jealous type, so it should not be a problem. If I was a Whippet, they would just put me in la-la land; scrape, drill, fill and clean and I would be good to go. But since I am not a Whippet I have to do it the hard way.

I have eight weeks of dental visits ahead of me. Nothing to major, a crown some old fillings replaced and of course my gums need to be shot by a laser to insure of being germ free. I have an awesome dentist; he is so awesome he works a four day, six hour a day work week. My first appointment is scheduled for two weeks after surgery. I am now working on a time machine.

I think I have money and a time saving fix. One shot of Petron per day for the next eight weeks. It can’t hurt. I’ll do a comparison and tally the results. I’m calling Petron and seeing if they will issue me a certificate of Tequila hygiene.

I heard from my Surgeon’s nurse yesterday, and the news is in. I have a calcified aortic valve, and it needs to be replaced. We agreed on a date in March. I think I had plans drinking green beer that day, but that has now changed. I have a hot date with a Dr. Gillinov in Cleveland Ohio; I bet he has some really hot nurses. I am thinking about heading south to Key West and hiding out, if I disappear you will know where to find me.
Captain Bill’s Dinner Cruise & Bikini Tours.

But for now I have to plan.
Dental work, heart cath, confirm insurance coverage, find a cheap open ended airline fair and book it, find a cheap hotel for us while we are on “vacation” in Cleveland Ohio, get my personal and family finances in some sort of organization, make arrangements for the dogs care for 2 weeks, send money to Cleveland, make a list of questions for the doctor, find a house sitter (that would solve the dog problem), tell my family what I’m doing, without them freaking out, arranging follow up rehab care, and just in case finalizing and paying for Floral Haven. If I could find about 40K cash under my bed, I would have nothing to worry about. I do have a lottery ticket. Until them the stress may get me before Cleveland does. Why was I so stupid and lived my life like this day would never come, bad planning on my part.

The Holiday Season is bringing thoughts of just how blessed I am. I have a heart problem that can be fixed. I have an awsome family. I have a great business and the best business partner a guy could ask for. My wife is a wonderful wife and I would only trade her for 8 million dollars nothing less... I'm changing my name to TIMEX I just keep on ticking....

After 3 impossible weeks of gathering up medical records, thanks to HIPPA laws, whatever the hell that is, I have sent my records to the Cleveland Clinic.

I now have my name in their system; I have been assigned a cardiac nurse and have been referred to a surgeon. My best option is Dr. Marc Gillinov. He's world famous and has worked on Robin Williams. He is also a great tennis player. Goggle him and you should get 10,000 hits.

I should be hearing from them around Christmas to get a better idea of what I am in store for.

In the mean time. I am trying to do everything I can to make some extra money to pay for my heart valve but it’s not working out so well. Christmas, household expenses, credit card bills, gifts and the boat. I tried the Casino; they wanted my money but did not want to let me win any. I bought lottery tickets, but they did not want me to win as well. So I work...I work, I work hard and it is tough because I am so tired...I work 10 times as hard for half the amount of sales. Not just because I am slow, but the O’Bamamoney has stifled my efforts as well. I have realized that I am a DUMB ASS and embarrassed to say I am not prepared financially for this. I should have some disability insurance in place, extra life insurance and an extra 50K for bills while I’m recovering. I should have the boat sold and the credit cards paid off as well. The good news is that a few days ago we started the ball rolling to “prepay” our funereal expenses, so that is a done deal if I don’t make it. The fun part is that I am planning my music, making photo video and I have a few choice words to say. I am not depressed but under stress. So I will eat drink and be merry.

Cleveland Clinic or nothing is my motto. I will battle my insurance company to my death (really) over this. They don’t agree that I need the top rated heart valve replacement center in the nation. They will send their cars to the best auto center for repair, but a person is different? Duh again. More phone calls on Monday. I won’t mention my Insurance companies name until they agree or disagree in writing.

It was 1967 late winter, if I remember correctly. I just started my new 1st job delivering newspapers in the cold, in the rain, in the snow. Apparently I got a sore throat and it turned into strep and I never even knew it, in 8th grade I always felt great. My knee swelled up to the size of a balloon and I was suddenly so tired I could not move. I went to school anyway; school was cut short due to a snow storm. I went home in pain and went to bed. I had a doctor phobia as a child because of a previous injury while playing with a friend, I smashed through a plate glass window and hated doctors (even though they saved my life ever since). My dad decided I injured my knee in gym class and took me to the doctor. A blood test later and I was off to the Hospital with a serious case of Rheumatic Fever. Yuck… In 1967 all they did is give me tons aspirin a blood test every hour, and put me in the Hospital for a really long time on complete bed rest. Yuck again
After a year I was on penicillin every day and limited activity. I had enough, started my freshman year in High School and moved on like nothing happened.
Now at 55 it is time to pay the fiddler for that wonderful time in my life.

What the hell am I going to do.. Its all about the money I'm afarid
Should I?
1. Do nothing so there is no financial burden on my family, my work, my creditors, and take out a butt load of life insurance. No way I could do that to the ones I love.....
2. Have the valve job, no income and piss off eveyone I own money to causing havioc among the natives
3. Speed the process up either 1 or 2.kind of a catch 22. I'm buying lotto tickets.....

Well I need to formulate a plan reguardless. I love my famaily and freinds and will do the best thing for everyone.....including me

I think this all heart valve thing is depressing.. Bla Bla Bla