{"id":10221,"date":"2013-02-23T16:02:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T21:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.heart-valve-surgery.com\/heart-surgery-blog\/?p=10221"},"modified":"2025-06-07T10:50:50","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T15:50:50","slug":"joke-human-body-thumbs-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heart-valve-surgery.com\/heart-surgery-blog\/2013\/02\/23\/joke-human-body-thumbs-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Silly: The Amazing Human Body?"},"content":{"rendered":"

My dad, Jerry, just sent me this interesting note about the human body…<\/p>\n

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.<\/p>\n

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.<\/p>\n

The average man’s penis is two times the length of his thumb.<\/p>\n

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.<\/p>\n

A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.<\/p>\n

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.<\/p>\n

Women blink twice as often as men.<\/p>\n

The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.<\/p>\n

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.<\/p>\n

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.<\/p>\n

Women will be finished reading this by now.<\/p>\n

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.<\/p>\n

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