Friday Funny: 3 Men Crossing A River!

My sister, Monica, just forwarded me a joke that made me chuckle. As it never hurts to start the weekend with some fun, I hope you enjoy “Three Men Crossing A River”.

One day three men were hiking through a forest…

When they came upon a large, raging, violent river…

They needed to get to the other side, but couldn’t figure out how to cross the river.

The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.”


Poof!

God gave him big arms and strong legs. He was able to swim across the river in about two hours, having almost drowned twice.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.”

Poof!

God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours, after almost capsizing three times.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.”

Poof!

God turned him into a woman.

She then checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream…

And, walked across the bridge!

Guys, if at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Adam Pick
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  • TheWild Webster

    men make maps and bridges. Why did the third person need to ask God at all?

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